The warden moved me to another cell block the other day. My room is small, but I get a nice view.  One visitor came by, that handicap guard I've seen around and a lady.  I think I can take them both, but I need to wait until the right moment.  He gave me dessert BEFORE my main meal, so he isn't so bad.  Anyway, plans have been set in motion, I'll report back soon.

Just finished my dinner....getting kind of drowsy...something..doesn't...feel right....

I think they are spiking my food. I knocked half of it over for good measure last night, that will teach them. I also pooped in my blanket.

Got 2 visits today, that was nice, but the guard didn't even grant my request to take this collar off.  He'll get his.

The plan was set in motion late last night, but I could tell my food was spiked again and unfortunately didn't turn it over in time to stop the effects.  Either way, I kept digging as long as I could...almost there.

The Guard found my hole! The jig is up man! He thought he was sly by covering it with a brick, but I've been working out in the yard, and I think I can move it. I'll show them all, nothing can stop the Lillynator!

SUCCESS!!  I was able to implement my escape last night, just as the enemy started bombing the surrounding area.  The noise was deafening, but luckily my diversion hole worked perfectly and after the guard left for the night, I went back to the real hole I was digging and began my escape.

After Step 1 was completed, I moved on to Step 2 and severed the wire that allowed the big gate to unlock from the bottom.  The next time one of the guards comes by, they won't be able to get in and it will be glorious!

Step 3 proceeded as planned and I was able to push aside the barrier near my poop bucket on the other side of the house, almost home free!

Step 4 wasn't so bad as this was probably my...100th escape.  A little gnawing on the wood post and I was out of there.

Unfortunately, the bombing seemed to get louder and louder, so I had to find refuge at a nearby house, the owners none-the-wiser as to my true intentions. I planned to just get a little shut-eye and then I'd be gone by mornin...

The transformation is complete.  After working out vigorously in the yard while the guards were away, I was able to build the strength to move multiple bricks and escape once again.  I went to the neighbors house to gloat about my impressive skills, but her damn felines gave me away and I was captured once again.   The male guard came over unexpectedly and rebuilt the fortifications around my cell, but it wouldn't hold me for long.  I would escape at least 2 more times, and when the new guard came over, I would begin again.  

The age of the Hercu-Lilly has begun!